I was looking through YGO videos on Youtube where I see a play of Magical Hats with Gear Town that lead me into a state of shock where I saw Gadjiltron Dragon coming out. I checked Wikia for the rulings and guess what? It wasn't a misplay!!
Thinking of Magical Hats lead me straight into my old concept of Iron Core of Koaki Meiru. Well, we have Ancient Gears which are Machine and Koaki Meiru which have a lot of monster including a Machine and 2 Beast-Warrior beaters that are good. Which a math equation suddenly pops up!!
Machine + Beast-Warrior = BEAST MACHINE KING BARBOROS UR
I quickly go check on this card's ruling and head to work. And the results is this :
3x Beast Machine King Barboros UR
3x Beast King Barboros
3x Ancient Gear Gadjiltron Dragon
3x Koaki Meiru Urknight
3x Koaki Meiru Crusader
3x Koaki Meiru Powerhand
1x Cyber Dragon
3x Gear Town
3x Iron Core of Koaki Meiru
2x Forbidden Chalice
1x Heavy Storm
3x Skill Drain
2x Magical Hats
2x Bottomless Traphole
1x Compulsory Evacuation Device
1x Call of the Haunted
1x Solemn Judgment
2x Dark Bribe
1x Deep Diver
1x Card Trooper
3x Magical Planter
1x Forbidden Chalice
3x Imperial Customs
2x Refining of the Core
2x Compulsory Evacuation Device
2x Ultimate Offering
1x Magical Hats
key cards :
Beast Machine King Barboros UR - 3800 Beat Stick that comes out for free(almost). While he can't deal damage, a 3800 on the field basically means no opponent can get pass you easily (unless they have JD or DAD, but that's what Skill Drain is for!!). Skill Drain and Forbidden Chalice make this guy a freaking MONSTER!!
With the attack near to Obelisk and being an un-NOMI monster. No wonder it is referred to as the "monster closes to the gods!!"
Gear Town & Iron Core of Koaki Meiru - The best cards to use with Magical Hats. Gear Town gets you a Gadjiltron Dragon or 2 FREE when you activate Magical Hats. While Iron Core sets up plays!!
Magical Hats - Your key card of the deck. Gets you 2 free BIG ASS monsters, set up plays for free, protect your monsters (in Barboros's case, get him back to 3000). And the spells and traps are considered as monsters on the field, hence the Ultimate Offering in the side. Only trouble is ... non of your monsters are below 1900, so, unless your opponent can get pass that number, it would be hard to use this card.
Another tip is choosing Forbidden Chalice or Skill Drain and bouncing them back to hand with Compulsory Evacuation Device as they are considered as monsters on field.
Ultimate Offering - Can lead to an OTK. Barboros UR CAN be tribute summoned(although you most probably don't want to). Why let the cards used by Magical Hats(Iron Core mostly) go to waste when you can tribute them. And don't forget that Barboros HAS ANOTHER effect that blows the field when you tribute 3.
Main combo is with Magical Hats so unless your chances of activating the former is high, you don't wanna waste your space, hence SIDED!!
I can't think of a deck that has more brute force than this. I seriously can't.
I was planning to add something to fully utilize Iron Core except for supporting the Koaki Meiru, but I ran out of space. MST and Storm bait maybe?
What to do when you face :
BF - Beat the crap out of it.
GB - Activate Skill Drain and beat the crap out of it.
Undead - Side in Compulsory Evacuation Device, don't let the monsters touch the grave and beat the crap out of it.
D Eatos - I don't care about your antiMETA. I have something WAY bigger than EATOS. So, I'll just beat the crap out of it.
Infernity - GUN isn't out yet, so in the mean time.... I'll beat the crap out of it.
AntiMETA - OMG!! Raioh and Kycoo are big ass monsters what should I do!! Oh wait!! I'm a lot bigger. Guess I just beat the crap out of it.
Lightlord - Oh No!! Honest!! NO!! Relax they only have 3 and maybe a few more if you take Beckoning as a few more. Its simple, still beat the living crap out of it.
AntiMETA BURN or EXTRA WIN - Oh... No way around it. You just can't win against it. There is absolutely no way unless your opponent has GOD-LUCK, your opponent is an idiot OR you are JACK ATLAS!!
Showing up in locals (or at least Malaysian ... at least MY locals) with this is like ... Driving a ZR1 WITH DA SPOILER into a Malaysian parking lot challenging the locals in their modified(exterior only) WIRA into a DRAG RACE. The only possible way you would lose is either :
A . your Capt. Slow
B. your opponent is JACK ATLAS.
Team Satisfaction host their own TV show sponsored by PPC on topics concerning vehicles, mostly bikes. The cast was :
Kiryu as Jerry Clackoson
Yusei as Jane Mace
Crow as Richord Hamster
JACK ATLAS as THE STICK!!
Their show was called "TOP SCREW" while fans referred to as Your Screwed!! This is referred to the filming crew each time "The Stick" failed to break his own record which in fact every single time as he was the one who set the Speed of Light when he was younger.
~Some say that it is scientifically impossible that it has a mortal father, and the most popular theory is that he travel back in time and fathered himself. All we know is, his not the STIG, but he is the STIG's "motorcycle riding, card-playing" COUSIN.~